Admin spokesperson says, "We were never big fans of reality to begin with."
Published on July 4, 2007 By rabidrobot In US Domestic
Have you ever bought prescription pills sold from obvious spam, poorly worded and spelled and clearly bogus? Me either. But someone does, that's why spammers continue to try and find new, ever more insidious ways to simply get their message viewed; that is the way spam works, you send out such a wide net that the odds are that you'll catch enough suckers to pay the bills plus some.

What about the Nigerian 419 scam? You ever think that by giving someone your bank account, that they will then take that information in good faith? That they will not rob you blind, but instead fill your account with tax free millions? I never fell for that. No one I know fell for that. But I have seen people on TV, and read online about people who have. People who are so stupid, ignorant, and greedy that they keep the con men in business, milk, and honey.

Another popular spam technique is the "pump and dump". I find this one particularly fascinating, because it depends on people taking stock market investment tips from ever more doubtful and incredulous, anonymous, gif-making tipsters. What would posess someone with enough capital to be making investments in random stocks to risk that money on an obvious scam? I mean, this is an OBVIOUS scam, not a legitimate stock tip, and still many people are sufficiently greedy to try and cash in on it. The canny spammer, in control of the timing, makes away with all the loot. This just blows my mind. It is a relative pain in the ass, as far as I can tell, for the spammer himself, and depends on a coincidence of wealth and idiocy and incompetence and timing that seems very unlikely.

Nevertheless, pump and dumps are big business. Now, my point here, is that as much as I despise the spammers, I am also aware that without the idiots who buy bogus pills, send cash to anonymous Africans, and act on stock tips out of the ether, without these morons the spammers would not exist. Spammers are conniving, manipulating deceivers, yes, but the people who support them are also part of the problem.

Now, I'll just say this once, because I can't contain it, and I hope that you will continue reading afterward. I told you so. When it came to the Bush administration, and I don't claim to be alone, I had these assholes pegged all along.

But I can understand how one might have trusted them, wanted their cheap snake oil jingoist panacea. The $300 tax rebate for every citizen that was a bait and switch to give ludicrous tax breaks to huge corporations. I mean, he gave me $300, he must be on my side. If this is tax cuts Bush style, bring it on. But, like the Nigerian scammer, Bush took that trust and twisted it to achieve his own agenda, eventually taking each of us for much, much more. Just in dollars, setting aside actual lives affected, Bush gave us each $300, but then ran our debt up to $20,000 apiece. Now, I can see how one might have liked how it sounded at first, but now, now we are all justified in wondering if our trust was misplaced.

And the pump and dump of a mushroom cloud, the Weapons of Mass Destruction that made investment in invasion seem positively genius. There too, in a comedy of timing and errors, Bush and company played us all for suckers, lying the country into supporting an aggressive invasion of a country, despicable or not, that posed no threat. And not only that, but it has been FUBAR ever since. The analogy plays here too, because it is this series of shotgun lies and misstatements and misdirections that to me was CLEARLY bullshit, but so many people were buying into it because they wanted to believe--just boggled my mind.

But today is a new day. We can all look at each other as Americans. We can look at each other united in patriotism. We can stand together as one and say, “No More! I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!” I don't have to tell you how this series of con-jobs on the American people has come to a head with the administration holding itself above the law, unaccountable, and unrepentant for SCREWING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US. A royal Cheney-style, "Go Fuck Yourself" is what they are trying to sell us now.

And, even though the administration is obviously ignorant, incompetent, or malevolent, we must also consider each other. Because without people to buy this Snake Oil, they wouldn't be in business. And at this point, like people dumb enough to support spammers, people dumb enough to continue to fall for this Administration's baloney are also part of the problem.

Let's make ourselves proud again; be part of a solution. Repent our misdeeds, and make atonement. Make the United States of America again represent the best humanity has to offer, a beacon of freedom, equality, and recognition of inalienable rights. The pinnacle of civilization we deserve and desire to be. On this Fourth of July, we should reflect on the standards of decency, honesty and democracy that the United States used to, and still can, stand for. Lets us do this together, and put these dark days behind us.

Throw the Bums Out.


Comments
on Jul 05, 2007
$20,000 debt is underreporting the burden.

According to the comments of the Comptroller General David Walker in the 2006 Financial Report of the U.S. Government, the U.S. Government's debt has gone from $20 trillion in 2000 to $46 trillion in 2006. "This translates into a burden of about $156,000 per American or approximately $375,000 per full-time worker, up from $72,000 and $165,000 respectively, in 2000." (p. 28)
on Jul 05, 2007
well now are not we just so glad Bush and GANG and I do mean Gang, will soon be just a bad memory, but the after taste will last a long, long time, here is hoping we do a better job electing the next crook, errrr bum.. errr liar. ummm thief.. darn it I mean President.
on Jul 05, 2007
A fool and his money are soon parted, and as this country has demonstrated apparently so are fools and their freedoms.

Like you, I hate to say I told you so...but when dumbya won the republican nomination the first time I told everyone who would listen that if Bush gets elected (or steals the election, but who knew) that we'd all be fucked. I'm feeling fucked, anyone else?
on Jul 05, 2007
Yes Bush has screwed more Americans then any other president in our history. He has added immensely to the debt we must deal with. He has embroiled our brave military in a Civil War with NO good alternative. He has ignored issues like Medicare, Social Security, Education and Energy which will make dealing with these issues far more difficult. He does not enforce our laws and has not protected our borders or ports even after 9/11. His appointees were incompetent and or corrupt. He has usurped the power of Congress and sperms the courts. He has abused our military and alienated hundreds of Millions around the world. He stated a war that has made America less safe and killed almost 3,700 troops, injured 26,000 more and has cost America 1/2 Trillion Dollars. He will leave the next President with a mountain of problems that he has either made WORSE or has created during his eight yeas in office. He has divided our country to the greatest extent since our Civil War. It is hard to believe George W. Bush could have done so much in so short of a time!
on Jul 07, 2007
Amen brother! I voted for Bush the first time around. Fast forward 7 years and I have never felt so angry, misled, disenfranchised, pissed off. He f**king wrecked our country! this inspired a list titled Why Bush/Cheney should be impeached